Conversations over a pizza order

When the idea of going to the Club came up, I was a bit lukewarm, until I remembered their fantastic pizza, which is exactly what I was in the mood for.

Me: I'll have the vegetarian pizza.

Waitress: We don't have pizza today.

Me: Why not?

Waitress: It's Sunday, we don't have pizza on Sundays.

Me: Why? What happens on Sundays?

Waitress: The pizza chef has to have a day of rest too.

Me: But, can't anyone else make a pizza????

Waitress: No.

I settled for a pretty greasy Su Boreg which was too small and a very good Armenian Salad, but it just wasn't the same, nor was it all that satisfying.