Chickenless Caesar

I just ate at a restaurant I frequently go to.

I ordered a Chicken Caesar Salad and the waitress told me, "The salad won't have any chicken in it because we refuse to use any poultry due to the bird flu virus."

WOW, you think, how thoughtful for being careful with their customers staying healthy. But wouldn't it have made sense to actually make the salad cheaper?

Basically, with the bird flu virus spreading around, these guys are actually making a profit.

(I wonder how many times I've said this since moving here...) Only in Armenia.