TOP TEN REASONS THE NY HIJACKERS WERE NOT ARMENIAN

10. 8:45am is too way too early for Armenians
9. Armenians are always late, they would've missed all 4 flights.
8. Hot girls on the planes would distract them.
7. Once in the air, they would argue and talk loud and at the same time
6. Free food and drinks on the plane
5. The suspected car found outside of Boston Airport would be a BMW with chrome alloy wheels not a Ford.
4. They would start fighting with each other to decide who would fly the plane.
3. Their first demand would be for Shish Kebab
2. Their mothers would have told them to be home for dinner at 6PM.
1. They would have told everyone months before they were going to do it.